It never felt so good to be so bad... at writing

I always knew I was a winner, but I didn't think it would include my awesome skill for really bad writing. My sentence gained recognition in the Deseret News "Worst Novel Never Written" contest in the Best Romance Gone Wrong category. Maybe I should stick with technical writing :)

BEST ROMANCE GONE WRONG: Her tears were like moon drops dripping from the air-conditioning condenser of my soul, forming a mushy puddle under my Buick. (Nathan Strong)

You can read the entire article at the link below:

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705339385/Ann-Cannon-Who-knew-so-many-could-write-bad-prose.html?pg=1